Showing posts with label garbage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label garbage. Show all posts

Friday, April 15, 2011

Send Me Your Junk Wax Needs

Now I feel bad. About throwing out those cards I threw out. I was almost going to throw out an entire box of 1993 Donruss and Score.

But now I am overwhelmed with guilt.

So send me your junk wax needs, and I will personally go through my collection and help you fill out your sets or team needs.

Do it now, because an entire box of 1993 Donruss is hanging in the balance.

(my son already has about 40 cards floating around the living room, and my wife is starting to not find it very amusing.)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Cards I Threw Out


So I open the cupboard where I have several stacks of cards waiting to be organized the other day, and a sort of funny feeling swept over me.

What the hell am I going to do with all these cards? I looked through some boxes; more unsorted cards. Cards of players I don't care about, on teams I don't like (a relative term, I only don't like one team, if that makes any sense. The rest I don't care about) of players I don't have any feelings about one way or another.

I grabbed a few stacks and brought them up stairs with the intent of sorting them out. The stacks I grabbed were mostly 1980s junk wax, plus some Bowman from the late 1990s.

I began to sort through them. And realized, what the hell am I looking for? I have all the Red Sox I need from 1989 Donruss. And I have all the hall of famers from 1989 Donruss.

So I picked up the stack, and walked over to the garbage can, and threw them out.

Boy did I feel guilty as I looked at those poor, innocent cards sitting there on top of a dirty diaper, the point of no return, garbage can wise.

I should have sent them to some poor kids in Africa that didn't have any baseball cards. Or I could have made a collage to decorate my son's wall. Or I could have given them to my son. He likes baseball cards. He is two, and not very discerning about that sort of thing.

But instead, I threw them out. I am a bad person.

Ah hell, who am I kidding? No one wants 1989 Donruss. No one.

Has anyone else lost patience organizing their collection and culled the stacks this way? Or am I really a bad person?

Because I have my eye on you, stack of 2008 Topps Heritage commons.

(on another note, does anyone want my stack of 2010 Heritage? Because I really don't want those cards...)